December 19th, 2007, "a day that will live in infamy..."

Hmm, how to begin...

So, let's get the record straight. I did not start this blog to fall into the category of sad self-promoting losers who find nothing better to do with their lives than pick on people more talented than themselves that are in the limelight. (I don’t want to necessarily name names, but if you take the name “Paris Hilton” and twist it around a bit, you will get my drift and get the fact that I am referring to people like that overweight a**hole with fruity hair, no fashion sense, and no reason for being famous.) I could just as easily make shit up about people I don’t know and for the utmost certainty will never meet. Let me state it again – I didn’t set out to create a blog to join the ranks of losers like that. HOWEVER, the odd thing is that its too convenient that the DAY I put a vehicle out there for me to comment on the sad state of American society, something momentous happens that is too much of an abomination to be ignored…

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, and he apparently gave precious little Jamie Lynn Spears a bun in the oven this Christmas. I know, that’s not the way you get pregnant – I did graduate Magna Cum Laude from a prestigious New England university, after all – but it seems that Miss Spears went out of her way to get the best present of all…

IMMORTALITY FOR BEING AN A**HOLE

I don’t want people out there to feel as if I am blaming Miss Spears (AKA Spears, 2.0) for not knowing how to keep her knees together. After all, let’s take a moment to look at who her role model is:

I could spend a lifetime talking about Ms. Britney Spears-Alexander-Alexander-Federline-Federline, but you won’t find that here. I want to dissect the WHOLE of present-day American existence, and I am not about to waste my time with Media Whores like her. HOWEVER, our country’s OBSESSION with her for the past decade has helped to put her in the position that she is in, and why not pass on some of the “wisdom” she has learned to her l'il sis??

So our new Miss Spears – perhaps a soon-to-be-Ms. Spears-Aldridge, after all why not tack on the title of “Married at Sixteen” to “Whore at Sixteen” – is in the catbird seat of learning how to be a dumb skank. How brave of her, how remarkable that she has decided to keep the baby and not be AKA “Pregnant-Bimbo-who-decided-to-have-an-abortion-televised-on-
Access-Hollywood-at-Sixteen.” It’s enough to make me feel good for her.

Miss Spears has a lot going for her. She has a wonderful support system complete with the older sister we mentioned above, as well as the "Matriarch of Dumb Sluts," Lynne Spears. They will be able to stand by her during the gestation period of Spears, 3.0. Who knows, maybe we will all be lucky and the whole damn thing will be documented and publicized on Jamie-Lynn’s network, Nickelodeon?? They seem to be standing by the little gutter-ball so far, and with the strike on (you’ve heard about the strike, right?) they will find room for it in their line-up. So once again, I say –

THANKS, WGA!!

Best,

M. Iserable

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If you have stumbled upon this page, then I take pity upon you... I am not aiming to convey an illuminating portrait of my life, but rather to convey my view of the world. I live in one of the metropolitan centres of the universe - New York City - and I have developed a particular sense of observation. I am here to share, not to influence, and I do not speak the ultimate truth. I have entitled myself as a "misanthrope," yet I do not hate all mankind. In fact, I have high hopes that people are upright, intelligent, and overall make the world better. I just find so much evidence that points to the contrary. From time to time I will bitch and moan, but I also have intelligent thoughts and the occasional moment of witty banter. I desire only to shed some light on my view of the world, which to me this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory...





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M. Iserable